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The Natural History of the GentbyAlbert Smithis a witty social satire that examines the figure of the "gent," a distinctly Victorian character who sought to imitate the appearance, manners, and lifestyle of a gentleman. Written with humor and keen observation, the book playfully analyzes the habits, ambitions, and peculiarities of this social type. Through its mock-scientific approach, Smith creates an entertaining commentary on class, fashion, and social aspiration in nineteenth-century Britain.
THE NATURAL HISTORY
OF
THE GENT.
BY ALBERT SMITH.
LONDON:
DAVID BOGUE, 86 FLEET STREET.
MDCCCXLVII.
LONDON:
VIZETELLY BROTHERS AND CO. PRINTERS AND ENGRAVERS,
PETERBOROUGH COURT, FLEET STREET.
v
PREFACE.
In
the Sunday newspapers of May 24, of the past year, 1846, appeared the following paragraph:—
MARYLEBONE.
A “
Gent
.”—A respectable-looking man, named James Dickenson, was charged by Brooks, 169 S, who said, “Please your worship, at two o’clock yesterday morning (Monday), I found this ‘gent’ drunk in Park Road, and took him into custody.”
Mr. Rawlinson
: Who do you say you found drunk?
Constable
: This “gent,” your worship.
Mr. Rawlinson
: What do you mean by “gent?” There is no such word in our language. I hold a man who is called a “gent” to be the greatest
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blackguard there is. (To the prisoner): What do you say to this? I hope you are not a “gent.”
Prisoner
: I am not, sir, and I trust that I know the distinction between a “gent” and a “gentleman.”
Mr. Rawlinson
: I dare say you do, sir, and I look upon the word “gent” as one of the most blackguard expressions that can be used.
The prisoner was fined 5
s.
, which he directly paid.
We were exceedingly delighted when we read this police report. We had laboured, for three or four years, to bring the race of Gents into universal contempt; and we at last found that an intelligent and respected London magistrate had publicly stated, from the bench, his opinion of the miserable class in question; and that it exactly coincided with our own. But fearing—from seeing the odious word still starting up in shops, ticketed to wild
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articles of dress, to be hereafter alluded to, as well as hearing it every now and then applied by one “party” to another of his acquaintance—that the species was not yet extinct; fearing this, in spite of our direct attacks in
Punch
and
Bentley’s Miscellany
, and our side-wind blows through the medium of our esteemed friend John Parry, certain burlesques at the Lyceum, and various other channels—we determined upon reconsidering all we had ever propounded on the subject, and publishing it in the form now presented to the reader, that all might clearly see who the Gents were, and shun them accordingly.
And so we leave our little book in your hands, published at a price, as a prospectus always says, “that will bring it within the
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reach of all classes.” And we request your co-operation towards the great end of putting Gents out altogether. For they form an offensive body, of more importance than you would at first conceive; and both public and private society will be much benefited by their extinction.
THE NATURAL HISTORY OF THE GENT. BY ALBERT SMITH. LONDON: DAVID BOGUE, 86 FLEET STREET. MDCCCXLVII. LONDON: VIZETELLY BROTHERS AND CO. PRINTERS AND ENGRAVERS, PETERBOROUGH COURT, FLEET STREET. v P…
WHAT THE GENT IS GENERALLY. The species of the human race, to the consideration of which we are about to draw the attention of the reader, is of all others the most unbearable, principally from an as…
OF THE MANNER BY WHICH GENTS ARE KNOWN. Experience proves that pictures are the best media for conveying information at the outset of tuition. Hence, in the study of Natural History, for instance, ty…
OF THE CHIEF OUTWARD CHARACTERISTICS OF THE GENT. One has only to look into the advertisements of cheap tailors, and the windows of ticketed shops, to form a very good notion of the other principal m…
OF THE GENT AT THE THEATRE. When the Promenade Concerts usurped the place of the regular Drama at our theatres, and Kœnig and Musard occupied the places of Kean and Macready—when Juliet was neglected…
OF THE GENT, AFTER THE PLAY, AT A TAVERN. By the following signs may the Gent at this period be known: He walketh six abreast under the Piazza, singing a negro air in chorus; and, perchance, danceth …
OF THE GENT IN THE OPEN AIR. The most popular lounging thoroughfares of the west-end, such as Regent Street, the Burlington Arcade, Bond Street, or Piccadilly, are not those in which the Gents are to…
OF THE GENT WHO GOES TO THE RACES. The Gent who goes to the races must not be confounded with the Sporting Gent, of whom we may speak by-and-by. He knows nothing in the world about the running, nor i…
OF CERTAIN GENTS IN SOCIETY. Once , when like Mr. Tennyson we were “waiting for the train at Coventry,” and thinking of Lady Godiva—the Gents would like to have peeped at Godiva—we saw a penny show on…
OF GENTS ON THE RIVER The grand gathering of Gents is only to be met with as one universal réunion of all their varieties, on board the Sunday steamboats. No city in the world produces so many holida…

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